the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
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She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
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I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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