You surviving the open bar?
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Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
apparently the secret to your success is patron
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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