i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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