so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
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