fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
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Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
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Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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