so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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