It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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