I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
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You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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