Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
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just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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