I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
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