didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
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they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
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You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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