dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
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He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
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My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Panties = found
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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