So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
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i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
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I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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