She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
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I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
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I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
he just fucked me for my cheese..
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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