I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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