your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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