well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
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Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
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Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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