For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
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found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
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Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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