The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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