This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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