fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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