I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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