What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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