Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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