his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
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I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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