no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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