some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
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can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
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Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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