i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
they need to just BURY HIM!
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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