I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
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It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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