Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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