Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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