i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
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the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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