In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Theres a handprint of sauce on my frig, one streaked across my face, a trail of it to my bedroom and sauce all in my bed and i have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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