you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
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One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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