have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
There are leaves in my underwear?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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