i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
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