I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
so let's talk penis.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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