Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
