Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
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She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
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I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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