Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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