How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
This toilet bowl is my home.
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