yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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