Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
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