i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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