woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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