Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
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Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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