She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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