Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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