if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
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They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
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