About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
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Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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