Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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