forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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