Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
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