Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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