I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
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Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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