its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
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he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
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Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
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