I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
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