They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Randomize
