At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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