Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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